Note to self: Things I need to write about:

1) The alternate parallel universe I come from where Hillary Clinton won the election and how it's virtually indistinguishable from this one save a few skinheads trying to take out president elect I'llbombya.

2) How the current bailout fiasco/crisis/takeover is proof of every single bad thing I've ever said about reality and how yesterday's tinfoil hat wearing, conspiracy nutter is today's deer-in-the-headlights, mainstream news anchor.

3) Some postmortem observations of McStain and Sarah Failin's campaign.

4) A piece I'll probably title, "How bad does Ron Paul look now?"

5) Winter.